if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
why do good concert tickets happen to bad people
"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???
it annoys me to see people my age achieving things in life because it makes me realize what a loser i am
i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping